{"id":3239,"date":"2026-03-18T21:00:18","date_gmt":"2026-03-19T01:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vr-news.net\/?p=3239"},"modified":"2026-03-18T21:00:18","modified_gmt":"2026-03-19T01:00:18","slug":"shit-here-we-go-again-war-by-cartoon-sociopaths","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vr-news.net\/?p=3239","title":{"rendered":"Shit, Here We Go Again: War By Cartoon Sociopaths"},"content":{"rendered":"
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In the second week of an inept narcissist’s spiraling war – not even of choice but of whim – that’s killed over 2,000 people and wreaked widespread havoc, almost as grotesque as the witless carnage itself is the “slopaganda” issuing almost daily from a White House evidently run by 14-year-old gamers who splice real combat footage with Call of Duty-esque video games to create banal war porn celebrating “JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY.” Millions of us wanna know: “What the fuck is wrong with you people?<\/p>\n

“Under Trump we will have no more wars – I am peace,” once intoned the hollow reality-show specter now spreading <\/a>mindless death, terror and economic mayhem across 12 countries. To date, US and Israeli airstrikes have killed <\/a>at least 2,000 people across the Middle East, mostly civilians, and over 1,100 children,<\/a> including infants and toddlers, in what the UN calls “a catastrophic” situation. In Tehran, bombs have struck at least four schools, strikes on oil refineries and storage facilities have blanketed the city in dark smoke and black rain in what many view as a Gaza-like genocidal attack on infrastructure, and historic heritage sites have been bombed in what experts call “a declaration of war on civilization,” with no end in sight.<\/p>\n

It’s clear from Trump’s flailing rhetoric he didn’t expect or plan for a war, just a fast, hard, “kill their leader and they fold” move like Venezuela (which is def not Iran) so they could pick a pliable new leader. But everything he touches dies: After sloppily killing all their own choices for successors, they instead got the far more extremist, angrier son Mojtaba Khamenei, 56, a hardliner with close ties to Iran’s most ideologically rabid, repressive clerics – and, after Trump’s blithe assertion <\/a>he’ll kill him too, with nothing to lose. The outcome, deemed “the blueprint for a generational blood war,” also pissed off rich Gulf states who’ve been courting him with investment pledges. One Dubai oligarch “at the heart of a danger (we) did not choose”: \u201cWho gave you the authority to drag our region into a war?\u201d<\/p>\n

The slapdash incompetence of his “little excursion to keep us out of a war” quickly exposed an erratic take <\/a>on what he actually called <\/a>his “performance” not governance, more improv than strategy. The rationale kept shifting – no nuclear weapons, people free, regime change – as did the language: A “47-year-conflict” became an “imminent threat.” (“Words, what are they for?”) The promise Iranians’ “future is yours to take” became a demand for imaginary “UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!” He bounced ideas off journalists, didn’t expect the resulting energy debacle and spread to neighboring states, ignored likely consequences – what oil? – had no contingency plans <\/a>and rebuffed allies: To the UK’s offer of help: “We don\u2019t need people that join Wars after we\u2019ve already won!\u201d Despite all his professed “reasons,” most voters still think <\/a>he made a war to deflect from a pedophile bestie.<\/p>\n

Not so fast, said Iran President Masoud Pezeshkian, who warned their enemies \u201cmust take their dream of the Iranian people\u2019s unconditional surrender to their graves.” Then he apologized to neighboring countries for strikes against their U.S. bases. In response, Trump crowed they were ready “to cry uncle” and declared it “the first time Iran has ever lost in thousands of years.” MAGA voted for an isolationist America First leader; they got a raging, idiotic, ignorant warmonger who launched more military attacks on more countries in a year than any president, and who doesn’t give a shit about Americans. Asked if we should be worried about retaliatory attacks from Iran, he shrugged, “I guess…When you go to war, some people will die.\u201d Aka, whatever. But lookit these cool, macho videos celebrating Epic Fury!<\/p>\n