{"id":3711,"date":"2026-10-20T22:43:43","date_gmt":"2026-10-21T02:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vr-news.net\/?p=3711"},"modified":"2026-10-20T22:43:43","modified_gmt":"2026-10-21T02:43:43","slug":"whoosh-and-theyre-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vr-news.net\/?p=3711","title":{"rendered":"<div>Whoosh And They&#8217;re Gone<\/div>"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.commondreams.org\/media-library\/fast-and-furious-disappearance-of-another-female-lackey.jpg?id=68457354&amp;width=1245&amp;height=700&amp;coordinates=263,0,263,0\"><\/p>\n<p>Well that was fun. In last week&#8217;s welcome bit of comic relief, we got the vapid rise and rapid fall &#8211; despite requisite blonde hair, faux smile and passing resemblance to Ivanka &#8211; of &#8220;manifestly unqualified&#8221; Barbie News Reader and fake Chinese lawyer Katie Zacharia after a brutal debut. So much for MAGA meritocracy. SAD! Zacharia set a new speed record &#8211; half a Mooch &#8211; in a job akin to Spinal Tap drummer. But the question remains: When will the incompetent <em>male<\/em> dolts get fired?<\/p>\n<p>While by far not the most substantive Trump blunder, it was one of the most cringeworthy, exposing (again) the profound ineptitude of his shambolic rule just before voters go to the polls to render judgment on it. In less than a week, Zacharia managed to get plucked from right-wing obscurity, be &#8220;shoehorned&#8221; into a job far beyond her skillset, humiliate herself before millions, go on <em>Fox<\/em> and stammeringly fail to redeem herself, and get fired by a capricious, perennial loser who got famous fake-firing people on TV and now daily exposes his own clownish unfitness for <em>his<\/em> job. One astute observer: &#8220;I&#8217;m starting to think this Donald guy might not have any idea what he&#8217;s doing.&#8221; <u><\/u><\/p>\n<p>Born Kate Sharon Black in 1984, Zacharia <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sacbee.com\/news\/california\/article3176...\" target=\"_blank\">grew up<\/a> in California in the &#8220;liberal cesspool\u201d of Cambria; she was the conservative \u201cblack sheep\u201d of her family &#8220;thanks to the great, late Rush Limbaugh, who raised me as a kid on the radio.&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2026\/02\/15\/opinion\/my-gym-caved-to-anti-maga-bullies\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><u>Describing <\/u><\/a>a clash with woke patrons of her &#8220;cardio kickboxing gym,&#8221; she said the owner once asked her not to wear her &#8220;Trump 2024&#8221; hat but &#8220;I would never take my Trump hat off to appease the left.&#8221; A Pizzagate, Qanon and Stop the Steal buff, she was a &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/transcripts.cnn.com\/show\/tsiem\/date\/2026-04-03\/segment\/02\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><u>huge fan <\/u><\/a>of ICE and Border Patrol&#8221; who briefly worked for Kristi Noem and a commentator for right-wing TV before being <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/media\/tv\/katie-zacharia-flat-out-says-she-courted-press-secretary-gig-by-getting-on-tv-when-trump-could-see-her\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">spotted <\/a>by Trump, maybe because she scheduled her gigs when she thought he&#8217;d be watching. Totally normal.<u><\/u><\/p>\n<p>Officials looking to replace Karoline Leavitt had reportedly <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2026\/10\/09\/politics\/katie-zacharia-white-house-press-secretary\" target=\"_blank\"><u>narrowed <\/u><\/a><u>down the list of candidates &#8220;only to find that (they&#8217;d) said something negative about (Trump)<u>,&#8221;<\/u><\/u> which of course wouldn&#8217;t do for the fragile toddler. Thus did uber-obsequious, ringlet-bottle-blonde &#8220;lizard person&#8221; Zacharia take to the podium, blare &#8220;Good morning!!&#8221; in a sing-songy screech, and stumble through a smiley, halting, inflection-challenged <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2026\/oct\/13\/katie-zacharia-trump-press-briefing\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"> <\/a><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2026\/oct\/13\/katie-zacharia-trump-press-briefing\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">briefing <\/a>about Trump&#8217;s &#8220;historic one-day war,&#8221;  &#8220;attendance at record highs as enthusiastic hardworking Americans are lining up and packing arenas,&#8221; a &#8220;booming economy&#8230;.and a, um, he, great relationship&#8230;with Venezuela&#8230;um, and&#8230;my president, excuse me, my husband, that&#8217;s a good one&#8230;&#8221; Not.<\/p>\n<p>After the one question on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.commondreams.org\/tag\/ukraine\" target=\"_self\">Ukraine<\/a>, and the famous, \u201cI\u2019ll have to get back to you on that,\u201d it was over. 14 minutes, or forever in bimbo time. It got worse. The oft-repeated <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2026\/10\/15\/politics\/katie-zacharia-attorney-posts\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">claims <\/a>of being a lawyer when she\u2019d failed the bar &#8211; weirdly, <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/atrupar\/status\/2110906012857454976\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">thanks<\/a> Hannity &#8211; and of working in China on \u201cinternational transaction law\u201d when she was basically a paid intern. The verdict: &#8220;A train wreck,&#8221; &#8220;a joke hire,&#8221; &#8220;talk about a public execution,&#8221; &#8220;between the 3rd-grade level reading and the fake attorney in China thing, brutal.&#8221; Anti-DEI,.scandal-plagued Rick Santorum&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/topic\/rick-santorum\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">glowing<\/a> review: She was &#8220;not even close to the worst.&#8221; Trump&#8217;s lazy excuse: &#8220;I told her, &#8216;If I were you, I&#8217;d reconsider.'&#8221; Fox: She&#8217;s &#8220;transitioning&#8221; out of the job she held for 14 minutes.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"rm-embed twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"rebelmouse\" data-twitter-tweet-id=\"2110132918102249591\"><p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zeteo_news\/status\/2110132918102249591\"><\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>It was a made-for-the-Internet spectacle. The White House declared, &#8220;She\u2019ll be remembered as one of the all-time greats.&#8221; America proclaimed, &#8220;She&#8217;s gonna be a punchline for a very long time.&#8221; Democratic strategist Mike Nellis <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/MikeNellis\/status\/2111161789375225866\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">clarified, <\/a>&#8220;She wasn&#8217;t fired because she lied,\u201d a Trump requisite, but because &#8220;she was a bad liar.&#8221; Another requisite: Michael Steele mused no more &#8220;blonde white female pronouncing his noise in a way that makes him feel good.\u201d Some selfishly mourned the loss: &#8220;Please let her last long enough to hold a second briefing &#8211; I need the joy.&#8221; Some empathized with SNL writers stuck with Friday night rewrites. Some were shocked: &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe her husband, I mean president, fired her.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Though no press secretary really matters because Trump daily lies, veers, makes things up, some speculated on the next one: Scott Jennings, Katie Miller, Melissa McCarthy doing Sean Spicer. <em>The Borowitz Report<\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/p\/george-santos-nam...\" target=\"_blank\">announced <\/a>it&#8217;s George Santos, who was &#8220;thrilled&#8230;I will bring to this job my experience not only as a lawyer but as a doctor and astronaut.\u201d Also, he was cutting short his reunion tour &#8220;with his fellow Beatles.&#8221; Some noted Zacharia &#8220;was press secretary longer than she was a lawyer.&#8221; Others asserted they&#8217;d had blueberries, bananas, takeout and lettuce in their fridge longer than she had her job. Also that the U.K&#8217;s Liz Truss lasted longer, as did the head of lettuce that often competed with her.<\/p>\n<p>Some mulled Zacharia&#8217;s future: &#8220;Next: memoir and book tour,&#8221; &#8220;Now she can go back to studying for the bar, or at least its cocktail menu,&#8221; &#8220;She is leaving &#8216;to spend more time with my children, who will teach me how to read.'&#8221; A guy met her years ago on a cruise ship: She was telling a friend she&#8217;d partied the night before and slept in. They told her she&#8217;d missed them crossing the equator that morning. She said, &#8220;Oh, what did it look like?&#8221; Some waxed lyrical: &#8220;Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days of Our Lives.&#8221; Some lamented inflation: &#8220;I  remember when you could get a few months of work out of a press secretary. Now they&#8217;re like those new batteries &#8211; they look like they&#8217;ll last but whoosh and they&#8217;re gone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In honor of her historic reign, Wikipedia\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">\u201cList Of Humorous Units Of Measurement\u201d<\/a> was updated to include the \u201cZacharia,\u201d a \u201cfractional unit of a Scaramucci,\u201d the previous record for Anthony Scaramucci&#8217;s 11 days  as press secretary in Trump&#8217;s first term. The change prompted heated debate, pained mathematical equations, admiration: &#8220;Nobody thought anything could go faster than the speed of Mooch, but here we are.&#8221; There were questions &#8211; Are Mooches a metric system? Would that be 45 centi-Mooches? &#8211; and answers: &#8220;They convert at a 5\/11 ratio.&#8221; Talk <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Rob_Flaherty\/status\/2111162019218927668\" target=\"_blank\">turned <\/a>existential: &#8220;A Scaramucci was a measure of time. A Zacharia is more ethereal, a measure of being, a disconnect between one\u2019s story and one&#8217;s purpose&#8230;Beautiful really.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And there was anger Zacharia got fired but Trump&#8217;s still here, that the media and GOP have let him &#8220;get away with LYING ABOUT EVERY GODDAMNED THING&#8230;from 2015 SPOUTING THAT OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE SHIT AND EVERY OTHER FUCKING LIE HE\u2019S TOLD SINCE.&#8221; And, in the last few months, that half of eight female officials have resigned or been fired, all replaced by men. That consistently inept, unhinged, corrupt, sick idiots like Hegseth, Patel, Lutnick, Goebbels, Vance etc lie, cheat, rave, royally screw up yet keep their jobs. What the fuck. Meanwhile Zacharia, still sketchy, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/politics\/2026\/10\/17\/zacharia-posts-photos-obscuring-what-appears-be-map-east-potomac-park\/\" target=\"_blank\">posts<\/a> altered photos from the Oval Office and declares the guy who threw her under the bus &#8220;kind, wonderful, gracious, thoughtful, enthusiastic and hard-working&#8230;No one will ever make America great the way he has and continues to.&#8221; Damn, we hope not.<\/p>\n<p class=\"shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image\"> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Helpful Press Secretary conversion table.\" class=\"rm-shortcode\" data-rm-shortcode-id=\"75ce6708bf28c415cf04118001415500\" data-rm-shortcode-name=\"rebelmouse-image\" id=\"1f4ac\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.commondreams.org\/media-library\/helpful-press-secretary-conversion-table.jpg?id=68457355&amp;width=980\"> <small class=\"image-media media-caption\" placeholder=\"Add Photo Caption...\">Helpful Press Secretary conversion table.<\/small><small class=\"image-media media-photo-credit\" placeholder=\"Add Photo Credit...\">Image from Bluesky<\/small><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well that was fun. In last week&#8217;s welcome bit of comic relief, we got the vapid rise and rapid fall &#8211; despite requisite blonde hair, faux smile and passing resemblance to Ivanka &#8211; of &#8220;manifestly unqualified&#8221; Barbie News Reader and fake Chinese lawyer Katie Zacharia after a brutal debut. So much for MAGA meritocracy. SAD! 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